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Damn It Feels Good To Be a Hacka

(With apologies to the Geto Boys and anyone reading this.)

->Verse 1<-

Damn it feels good to be hacka
A real hacka-ass coder gets his types right
A real hacka-ass coder never runs his fuckin mouth
Cuz real hacka-ass coders don't start fights
And coders always gotta high cap
Showin' all his boys how he eval em
But real hacka-ass coders don't flex nuts
Cuz real hacka-ass coders know they got em
And everythings cool in the mind of a hacka
Cuz hacka-ass coders think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
Cuz real hacka ass coders don't sleep

And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, untyped, void castin' prankstas
Cuz when the core dumps down what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a hacka

->Verse 2<-

Damn it feels good to be a hacka
Typin' the terms and helpin out the checkas
Although I was brought up codin' C
Now I'm in the repl makin' lambdas
Damn it feels good to be a hacka
I mean one that you don't really know
Codin' around bugs wit' a case-mod Cray
Hittin' buttons in my black model-M
Now hacka-ass coders come in all shapes and colors
Some got pnz3d in the past
But this hacka here is a smart one
Started living for the types and I'll last

And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, untyped, void castin' prankstas
When the bus error comes what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a hacka

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First Post
All the cool kids are blogging. Clearly, I should be too.

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