Quotes

"I saw a VW Beetle yesterday with a license plate that said 'feature.'"

Jackie

"Jesus Christ! Where the fuck were you in 1973?"

Dan (on Surge's ignorance of Jethro Tull)

"I think conventions also have less hold over [smart people] to start with. You can see that in the way they dress."

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"WARNING This work must be carried out by a COMPETENT person. If in any doubt, please contact your local agent for a replacement cable."

Spectra Instruments RGA Manual

"It's like trying to measure the length of string in seconds when you want its mass"

Ross